10) You can't buy alcohol in the Supermarket.
9) You have to register your dogs to be allowed in the dog park and wear a badge around your neck the entire time you are there.
8) You get a $200 parking ticket if you fail to clean the snow off your car after a snow storm.
7) You have to have your vehicle inspected every year to make sure there is no rust on the body.
6) You have to pay a yearly vehicle excise tax.
5) It is June 22nd and it is still raining!
4) The law prohibits the sale of alcohol on ANY holiday and before noon on Sundays.
3) You have to hand count each can in order to recycle.
2) Shopping carts are called "carriages."
...and the number 1 reason not to move to Massachusetts:
1) No Round Table Pizza or Carl's Jr.
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